Yeah i'm at mychemicalvagina now
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tiigerkisses:

turntechoddhead:

risahawkeye:

kingminty:

i dont get it

I’m trying so hard to get it.

Some woman crave tons of ice when they are pregnant because they do not have enough iron in their body

thelemonadestandoflife:

fagfootball:

ghdos:

That’s an interesting point.

WHO IS HE OH MY GOD

maybe he’s that name plastered behind him.

laufeydaughter:

life-can-be-hard-but-stay-strong:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

bloody hell THANK YOU for number 3

best-of-funny:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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cas-is-lost:

666-slut:

tupacabra:

white girl: my eyes change color

actually eyes do change color!! this is according to sun or light exposure it varies by age too and by what youre wearing or the lighting and it says white girl bc most non white people have brown eyes and only blue or green eyes are susceptible to these things :)

Did you just turn a sexist trash post and make it awesome with truth? Thank

poopflow:

RIP to all the guys who say “girls who participate in no shave november are going to participate in no D december” because they’re gonna be apart of no V forever

foodtrucker:

I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious

etdream:

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

I’m so done with this site

sigmund-floyd:

Without lifting the pencil from the paper.